Here we go!

The turnout tonight is weak,
The crowd is looking eager,
Only forty to fifty in the flock,
Three more beers and im bringing woodstock,
And you can probabally see that were not all that tight,
But a couple of drinks will alter your sight,
That does not mean fight.

I'm not saying I have to be drunk tequilla shots make it more fun,
Ohhh im having fun,
Ohhh Beer Goggles, Ohhh Beer Goggles,
I love to put them on, THEM ON.

Next to each other at the bar shes thinking hes the one,
Im thinking wheres my car,
She thinks i look good and obviously she didnt smell that fart,
"What kind of cologne are you wearing" Hey man its a strart,
"My name is Barbie" "My name is Ken",
The perfect couple cuz were drunk in the head,
Ohh im drunk again.

Ohh Beer Goggles,
Ohh Beer Goggles,
I love to put them on and one size fits all!